Because the world should be rid of all bananas: The Anti-Banana Society.
I'm waiting for my membership card to come in the mail.
Friday, 13th November 1998
The United Nations today officially created what will be know as the "Anti-Banana Society" (Here after ABS). The Anti-Banana Society has been designated above marshal law, and will hereby protect the world from all 'enemies' as described in International by-law 18 subsection 22, paragraph 3b line 3 - "Bananas".
