best "government" agency i've seen in a long, long time

Because the world should be rid of all bananas: The Anti-Banana Society.

Friday, 13th November 1998

The United Nations today officially created what will be
know as the "Anti-Banana Society" (Here after ABS).  The 
Anti-Banana Society has been designated above marshal law, and will 
hereby protect the world from all 'enemies' as described in International
by-law 18 subsection 22, paragraph 3b line 3 - "Bananas".

I'm waiting for my membership card to come in the mail.